He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
