It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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