The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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