i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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