I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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