last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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