my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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