Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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