I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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