So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I stole a fireplace last night.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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