So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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