i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Life is so much better after having sex.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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