who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize