you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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