I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so let's talk penis.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So many bounce houses so little time
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Randomize
