I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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