I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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