just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
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