I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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