Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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