I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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