onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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