The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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