idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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