I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Randomize
