Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.