Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.