you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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