best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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