Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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