well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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