She is in my trunk
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
