Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
