She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
There's always time for handjobs
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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