i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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