just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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