Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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