awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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