Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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