Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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