So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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