im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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