I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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