what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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