You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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