ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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