Can Purell be used as lube?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize