North Korea, Best Korea!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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