I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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