god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation