We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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