It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Shame is for Republicans.
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