haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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