Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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