We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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