The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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