also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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