just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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