Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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